Lots of awesome things: shorts, shirts, ladies' swim + shorts.
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my goodness there is a lot of hot, hot fire in here.

THE FESTIVAL COLLECTION

New shirts, shorts, stuff for the ladies, and much more. Basically it's like a VIP bracelet for your whole body.

>>> SEE THE ENTIRE COLLECTION

>>> NO THANKS. NOT INTERESTED.

THE OPENING ACT: SHIRTS(!!!)
*crowd goes bananas*

download images for some photo-rama if you know what i mean.

^^You guys heard of the "The Quadrilaterals?" They're the hottest indie band out of Macon right now. If you wanna sign them, just write us. Also: they're more performance art than band, and more just-dudes-in-shades than art, if you know what I mean.

>>> SHOW ME THEM SHIRTS

AND NOW... THE SHORTS

*crowd goes insane: beach balls, crowdsurfing, general madness*

no pesky buttons here. just comfy drawstrings as far as they eye can see.

>>> LET ME AT THEM SHORTS

COMFORT-STRETCH IS HERE

What's "Comfort-Stretch" you ask? We took your favorite shorts, then made 'em a bit stretchier, and more comfortable. Then we spent 5 hours in a meeting and came up with the ingenious name "Comfort-Stretch."

>>> TREAT YOUR QUADS RIGHT

AND NOW FOR THE LADIES

These shorts are made with a Jackie O style jacquard fabric that's lined with silky smooth satin for primo comfort. They also have two leg holes, but almost all of our shorts have that… so maybe that detail is not worth mentioning.

>>> SHOW ME THE LADIES' SHORTS

BONUS: GOLF SHORTS

OK, maybe golf tournaments and festivals are not the same thing. Maybe they are.
One thing we can all agree on: Green Shorts > Green Jacket.

>>> HIT THE LINKS

Meet us at the main stage in front of the right speaker.
No the other right speaker. Maybe I mean stage right?
We're behind the guy with the rainbow wig and chihuaha.
- Chubbies

P.S. The women's one-piece red swimsuit is now available in pre-sale. Don't say we didn't warn ya.