We just launched our new performance trunks. They're super stretchy and primo for surfing, SUP-ing, swimming, and even stuff that doesn't start with an S.
Boom, here goes the dynamite:
They're super awesome, but don't take our word for it. Check out these glowing testimonials:
"Finally swim trunks that fit my ginormous quads." - D'Brickashaw Ferguson (not the famous one, the other one)
"I like turtles." - That kid from that one video
"I thought I'd never love any trunks as much as I love The En Fuegos and The Flippin The Birds, but then I tried these new stretch trunks out and woowee." - Product Placement Pete
Finally, 'Mericas for the whole family. Yup, these gloriously patriotic shorts are now available for the littlest Chubsters (both boys and girls).
Just like the original 'Mericas and Miss 'Mericas, these shorts are made right here in America and they pack enough freedom to make every day the 4th of July.
On the left we have The Holograms. On the right, The Rage Against The Inseams. We haven't been faced with a decision like this since our ol' buddy Morpheus offered us the red or blue pill.
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