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Wait no, that was the other guy. You're good, head right in to 'let's get the weekend party started' central. Oh, hi. Welcome back to the weekend. Can I get you a sombrero full of nachos? Or maybe FIVE THINGS THAT'LL GET YOU SUPER JACKED UP FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS, INCLUDING... 1. Eight variations on the game Wizard Staff Because why play Wizard Staff when you can play WIZARD NUNCHUCK? >>> OR WIZARD FLAIL MACE? >>> OR WIZARD NINJA STARS?? 2. A water slide that goes through A FREAKING SHARK LAGOON And don't worry, they can't break the clear acrylic tube you're in. >>> RIGHT GUYS? THEY CAN'T, CAN THEY? GUYS? GUYS??? 3. IKEA-style instructions for how to turn a keg into a BBQ We call it: the Bar-B-Keg. >>> EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANNA BUILD ONE, THESE INSTRUCTIONS ARE GONNA WIN A PULITZER PRIZE SO MAYBE FLIP THROUGH THEM? 4. The planet's first Pond Skimming World Champion His name is Errol Kerr. >>> WAIT, WHAT'S POND SKIMMING? >>> I KNOW WHAT POND SKIMMING IS, BUT WHO'S THIS KERR GUY? AND DID I HEAR YOU GUYS DID AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH HIM?? >>> HONESTLY GUYS, I JUST WANNA SEE A MONTAGE OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN COSTUMES CRASHING WHILE POND SKIMMING 5. Another Edition of Chubster Nation Photos of the Week(end) Complete with lost beers, talking dogs, and inflatable Disney characters. >>> CLICKING HERE = GIVING A HIGH-FIVE TO CHUBSTER NATION >>> I'LL HAVE AN ORDER OF SPICY NEW WEEKEND JAMS, HOLD THE BANGERS Scroll up or down on your phone to stop the Chubbies Excuse Generator. Then click Bill Lumbergh for a special surprise...   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

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Being A Badass... On Your Shorts??? .......................................................... OUR MOST DELAWARE-CROSSING SHORTS EVER ARE BACK plus throwback shorts and... wait for it... the CHUBBSIE (!!!) LET'S DO IT You never forget the first one. And with the Get Outta My Ways, you'll never forget the most important first one, ol' George No-Middle-Name Washington. GET OUTTA MY WAY, SERIOUSLY THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO SEE OR READ IN THIS EMAIL. . . . PSYCH THE THROWBACK SHORTS 1986 called. He wanted to talk about Coach Ditka and these shorts. Honestly, it was a dope conversation from an unexpected friend.  YES PLEASE   THE CHUBBSIE This outfit will take you places — specifically places where you can stay up past midnight playing video games and pounding chocolate milk.  I'LL TAKE 2   F JERRY x CHUBBIES COLLABO Couple things: 1) collabo is short-short for collaborooski, and 2) we did a collabo with the homies at Instagram meme machine F Jerry that looks a little something like THIS: GRUMPY CAT NOT INCLUDED (OR IS IT???) ADDITIONAL DOPENESS What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. Boom. Still got it.  - Justin & Los Chubbaderos     PS: more ways to get down with the chubbness... The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.