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RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE ........................................................................................................................ GOLF is to SUMMER as QUESO is to NACHOS HIT THE LINK(S): SHORTS  POLOS Today: New golf shorts, new golf polos. Tomorrow: Take over the world. Phone pocket + longer inseam + removable ball mark + stretch = Eagletown, USA. Population: YOU.  SKIP WORK. GOLF. LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. FACT: MOST GOLF COURSES REQUIRE SHIRTS That's why we made these: • Moisture-wicking and odor-defending • 4-way stretch for primo comforto • Bamboo charcoal fabric  • Bogey-resistant   MULLIGAN DOES THAT COME IN A TOWEL-LINED VERSION? Yes, it does. Thanks for asking. ALWAYS COULD USE AN EXTRA CABANA TOP PSST... Just restocked these. I'm just sayin... What am I saying exactly?  Jeez, didn't think I'd have to spell it out, but what I'm saying is that these are very popular swim trunks, so popular in fact that they sold out, but we were able to make more and now you can procure yourself a pair from our online shorts emporium. TO THE EMPORIUM MORE NICE THINGS We're already pumped for America's half birthday.  - Justin & all your homeskillets at Chubbies   The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

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11AM: Party, 12PM: Party, 1PM: Party, 2PM: Party, 3PM: Party, 4PM: Party, 5PM: Party, 6PM: Party, 7PM: Party, 8PM: Party, 9PM: Party... We Believe in the Red, White, and Blue We believe in America like we believe in a bar that lets you throw peanut shells on the floor. We believe in spangled things, in being back-to-back World War champs, in Super Soaker 150s, in Super Soaker 250s, in rope swings, in slip 'n slides, in rodeo clowns, in monster truck rallys, in demolition derbys, in laser tag, and in Nerf guns. >>> WE BELIEVE IN AMERICA LIKE... Up Your Fourth of July Game... Three words: Ski Jump Waterslide. >> GO Is that... Rope Swing Beer Pong? >> BLAMO Turn your keg into a BBQ. >> FLAME ON This DIY pool takes 1hr to build. >> THAT'S IT GINORMOUS FLIP CUP. >> YASSS A 4th of July Drinking Game for the ages. >> WHOA Dope party hacks? Dope party hacks. >> HELL YEAH This hangover cure actually works. >> NICE TMNT STEIN CLICK CAPTAIN AMERICA when you're ready to 4th of July party. Have a bodaciously tenaciously audacious Fourth, Chubster Nation. - Grant and the G.I. Chuboes   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.