02 September 2016

sleep in today

Seriously, you earned it. Heck, sleep in tomorrow, too, and Sunday, AND Monday. You've been so awesome lately you could really sleep in every day the rest of the month and we'd be cool with it.

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Ndamukong Suh, dudes.

And a happy three-day-weekend-kickoff extravaganza to ya. Let's party.  

Sweet BBQ Donut Boat!

It's Labor Day Weekend, aka the time you get in on the dropest friggin' boat ever


This is the BBQ Donut Boat. It's a boat, with a BBQ on it, and it's shaped like a donut.


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HOLY LINK CLICK, BATMAN

Bounce Below!

It's Labor Day Weekend, AKA THE TIME YOU GO TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST UNDERGROUND TRAMPOLINE PARK


And party your buns off on three stories worth of trampolines, tunnels, and slides — all of which are suspended as high as 180ft in the air.


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Chubbies U

Yup, you read that right. Chubbies University, a totally-100%-real-and-definitely-not-fake-in-any-way college that is real. And not fake. At all. 100%.


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Jams, Not Bangers

Chubbies + Viceroy + Burritos + an Inflatable Unicorn = The Jams Not Bangers Spotify playlist. Play it up, playas.

The Chubbies Crossword Puzzle

Someone who completes this thing gets a dope prize wooooooooo! Just shoot the completed one to us on Twitter, Snapchat, or the ol' tipline.

Across

4. The Godfather.

7. Delicious delicacy.

8. What comes before Part B?

9. You never, ever skip this.

12. NBA Jam catchphrase.

14. The Terminator.

Down

1. What happens when the sky's out?

2. It begins Friday at 5pm and ends Monday at 8am, unless it's Labor Day on Monday, then it ends WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO END.

3. Hold my...

5. The king of the khakis (singular)

6. "There has never been a sadness that can't be cured with breakfast food."

10. If pants are thigh prisons, these are not.

11. The most humble short shorts brand on the planet.

13. A pretty cool country (radical abbreviation)

Alright guys, I gotta go hit this laser tag tournament championship, enjoy the extra day off, Chubster Nation.

- Grant and the Real Househusbands of Chubbies HQ

 

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01 September 2016

The Chubberalls

Hath returned .............................................................................................................................

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The Chubberalls Hath Returned
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What a time to be alive. 

Cars drive themselves.

"Skittles Green Apple" is now a Slurpee flavor.

The Chubberalls are back.
 

Reserve your pair today. Thank yourself tomorrow. 

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SHORTS FOR SPORTS

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• 4-way stretch for mucho motion 
• Water-resistant for freak gasoline fights

*Not totally sure if they're gasoline resistant, prolly not a good idea to try that out. 

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The Fresh Kings

what

 

Scientifically proven to be the freshest swimmy t's on earth.

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Sup, Wyatt

wyatt

 

Pearl snaps, super soft denim, and enough colorful tweed to let everyone know you're the kinda guy who shows up to high-noon duels at 12:10.

 

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Game Time

We asked 100 Chubstomers, "What are you favorite Chubbies?"

Top 3 answers are on the board. (Click to reveal.)

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Chubbies HQ

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