sleep in today

Seriously, you earned it. Heck, sleep in tomorrow, too, and Sunday, AND Monday. You've been so awesome lately you could really sleep in every day the rest of the month and we'd be cool with it. Ndamukong Suh, dudes. And a happy three-day-weekend-kickoff extravaganza to ya. Let's party.   It's Labor Day Weekend, aka the time you get in on the dropest friggin' boat ever This is the BBQ Donut Boat. It's a boat, with a BBQ on it, and it's shaped like a donut. >>> HOLY LINK CLICK, BATMAN It's Labor Day Weekend, AKA THE TIME YOU GO TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST UNDERGROUND TRAMPOLINE PARK And party your buns off on three stories worth of trampolines, tunnels, and slides — all of which are suspended as high as 180ft in the air. >>> THIS I GOTTA SEE Yup, you read that right. Chubbies University, a totally-100%-real-and-definitely-not-fake-in-any-way college that is real. And not fake. At all. 100%. >>> CHECK OUT THE CAMPUS HERE >>> THEN APPLY HERE, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS Chubbies + Viceroy + Burritos + an Inflatable Unicorn = The Jams Not Bangers Spotify playlist. Play it up, playas. The Chubbies Crossword Puzzle Someone who completes this thing gets a dope prize wooooooooo! Just shoot the completed one to us on Twitter, Snapchat, or the ol' tipline. Across 4. The Godfather. 7. Delicious delicacy. 8. What comes before Part B? 9. You never, ever skip this. 12. NBA Jam catchphrase. 14. The Terminator. Down 1. What happens when the sky's out? 2. It begins Friday at 5pm and ends Monday at 8am, unless it's Labor Day on Monday, then it ends WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO END. 3. Hold my... 5. The king of the khakis (singular) 6. "There has never been a sadness that can't be cured with breakfast food." 10. If pants are thigh prisons, these are not. 11. The most humble short shorts brand on the planet. 13. A pretty cool country (radical abbreviation) Alright guys, I gotta go hit this laser tag tournament championship, enjoy the extra day off, Chubster Nation. - Grant and the Real Househusbands of Chubbies HQ   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

The Chubberalls

Hath returned ............................................................................................................................. What a time to be alive.  Cars drive themselves. "Skittles Green Apple" is now a Slurpee flavor. The Chubberalls are back.   Reserve your pair today. Thank yourself tomorrow.  SHORTS FOR SPORTS • 4-way stretch for mucho motion  • Water-resistant for freak gasoline fights *Not totally sure if they're gasoline resistant, prolly not a good idea to try that out.  The Fresh Kings   Scientifically proven to be the freshest swimmy t's on earth. Sup, Wyatt   Pearl snaps, super soft denim, and enough colorful tweed to let everyone know you're the kinda guy who shows up to high-noon duels at 12:10.   Game Time We asked 100 Chubstomers, "What are you favorite Chubbies?" Top 3 answers are on the board. (Click to reveal.) The email sign-off will begin after this ad. Click to skip ad. Yours truly, Chubbies HQ The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.