Perhaps too comfy??? ............................................... %$#@, THESE ARE COMFY What are these sweat shorts good for? Glad you asked. 1. Chillin' 2. Straight Chillin' 3. Chillin' in the cut 4. Sipping a beer 5. Getting up to get another beer 6. Checking to see what's in the fridge 7. Building a Millennium Falcon with Legos 8. Watching all 7 Fast & Furious films 9. Not crying at the end of Fast 7… OK, crying a little bit. 10. Hammocking ... see the entire list The Brushed-Cotton Softies These shirts? Don't get me started. But since you did, I'll tell you they're made of the softest cotton on this side of the Mississippi. Then that cotton was brushed to make it even softer. I honestly don't know how it all works, but they're practically magic.  Meet The Heavyweights These heavyweight flannels will keep you nice 'n toasty while you're out chopping wood or... buying pre-chopped wood, which we learned is actually an easier option. Additional Points Of Interest Alright, great week guys. You all get stickers on your helmets. - Coach Boone and the whole Remember the Thightans squad P.S. Remember Tuesday? Well, we talked to your friends and they all said they were super stoked that you forwarded them Tuesday's newsletter. They said everything is totes cool now. The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

1st-Ever Reversible Jacket

Spoiler Alert: It's Sherpa Fleece................................................ THE REVERSIBLE SHERPA JACKETS ARE HERE Clap...... Clap...... Clap...... We had no choice but to start the slow clap, because we just launched our first-ever REVERSIBLE SHERPA FLEECE JACKETS. Yup, we fused handsome windbreakers with super-soft fleece pullovers. In other words: you can now wear Chubbies all year long. Fun Fact: We started this email with the fleece side out, then reversed it in between every sentence. - Rainer, Tom, Preston & Kyle The Chubfounders P.S. We talked to your friends and they said you still haven't forwarded this email to them, and they didn't wanna make a big deal out of it, but they're kinda bummed. So yeah...  The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

Shorts That Last 300 Years

You might wanna free up your schedule in 2316............................................... THE RUGGED CANVAS SHORTS We just forged four* new ultra rugged canvas shorts, designed to keep the summer going as long as the sky is out. Not only will these shorts last you roughly 300 years, but they'll get softer with every wash, so you'll have something to look forward to in the year 2316.   *I know we're only showing two shorts up there, but there are definitely four. Just click that link and trust us. The Softest Shirt In All The Land You're not just getting a warm, heavyweight pullover shirt. You're gaining a new best friend. Would love to stay and chat, but I have to tend to my slow cooker. - Justin & La Familia de Chubbies   The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.