13 December 2016

Of Christmas

Chubbies gave to me......................................................

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Free Shipping By Christmas:
Ends At Midnight

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Plus, Get A Free Wallet With All Orders $49+

Fact 1: Order by midnight (PST) to get your goods by Dec. 25th
Fact 2: Spend $35+ and get free standard shippin'
Fact 3: Drop $49+ for a free wallet — while supplies last

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PRO TIP: When you forward this email with the message "pretty please," the recipient is legally obligated to buy you something. We just asked our lawyer, and he confirmed this.

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About That Free Wallet...

Today only: This ultra-slim wallet is free with all orders $49+.

(Just be sure to select the wallet in your cart when checking out.) 

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What's more? These gifts are also free with purchase.

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Let's Talk Gifts

(or maybe some things to get yourself, because there is an I in Christmas... just sayin)

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Damn, it feels good to be a gangster — specifically a gangster who got all his holiday gifts taken care of. 

- Kyle, Tom, Preston, Rainer & Team Chubbies


Btdubs: This is Day 1 of the 12 days of Chubbies, we've got a little something special planned for the next 11 days. Stay tuned to our Snapchat and Insta Stories for updates err'day.

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02 December 2016

Sup

Heads up I'm gonna pick up a few jugs for the eggnog chug off, can you grab red and green plastic cups and some nutmeg? Where do you wanna do this thing, the dive bar by my workshop? Mrs. Claus might be let us to do it in the basement if we keep it down, just lemme know what you're thinking...

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Hey Party People,

Welcome to a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very special edition of The Weekender where we unveil our first-ever Holiday Gift Guide — a curated Cliff Notes to the dopest gifts sold across the internet for 10 different types of peoples ranging from Dads to Gamers to Outdoorsdudes, so you don't have to be the guy who gives everyone "Hug Coupons."

Ho ho hold my beer,

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PS: Looking for an Ugly Christmas Sweater that'll blow everyone's minds this year and only cost you a couple bucks? Yeah you are.

 

You forward this email to Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and all your boys who need gift giving help, and I'll shoot it to Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.

 

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01 December 2016

Jason, About That Free Robe...

Yes, that ultra soft plush robe. You know the one............................................................................

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GIFTAPALOOZA ENDS AT MIDNIGHT

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Turns out, giving away free gifts forever isn't a "sustainable business model." Alas, we must end Giftapalooza tonight — at 11:59pm PST to be exact. 

In the mean time, you can get yourself a free gift (maybe a plush robe? maybe a weekender duffle? maybe both?), with any purchase $49+ on the site. 

Simply, add $49+ of Chubbies goodness to your cart, then select your free gift, and you'll be sitting pretty. 

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Literally Any Of These Fine Products Will Get You A Free Gift

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Everything we do, we do it for you.
- Chubbies
 

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