Congratulations on being kind of a big deal. .................................
Public Denimy #1
Remember that time they were all like, "Sir, you have to wear a shirt if you're going to dine here, and please, no outside drinks in the restaurant," and you had to take your daiquiri and your business elsewhere? Well, stress not amigo, you now have a solution.
So, these are soft.
Inspired by kittens (without the meowing), down comforters (without the bulk) and Jigglypuff (without the singing) because...
SOMETIMES A MAN NEEDS A SOFT PAIR OF SHORTS.
And that sometimes is right about now. Introducing: The Featherweights
Some legs are longer than others.
Our reasons for adding a 7" inseam: Let's say you're just a tall drink-o-water, let's say the golf course has "rules," let's say you want to be formal, but you're sure as shizz gonna still wear shorts, or you realize that by adding 1.5 inches of fabric to the freshest shorts known to science you're basically just adding 25% more awesome on top of awesome.
My very dear Chubster: The indications are very strong that there shall be a weekend in a few days -- Lest I should not be able to write again, I feel impelled to write a few lines that may fall under your eye when I shall work no more....
- Phil "Ken-Sick-Burns" Mills and the rest of the Chub Brigade
And the world of swim trunks was never the same .......................
Four Way Stretch.
All of the following funkmasters are built from a waterproof, stretch/poly blend that is the lightest-weight, most flexible, and most dynamic material we've found in our 6 years of shortsmanship.
Offering a traditional, boardshort-esque, button-fly with a slightly elastic waistband, the newest swimmers are artisan-ly crafted and rock the classic 5.5" Chubseam.
The Stretch Trunk Pre-Sale.
Our classic swim trunk silhouette with the same waterproof stretch-poly fabrication as our boardshorts, all in a gloriously faded-down tropical package. 10/10 would wear every day of my life.
Introducing: 7-inch swim.
Some fellas just need 1.5 extra inches.
You've met the Neon Lights - our sold-out-in-one-week-hot-new-fire from the 2017 swim launch. But now meet their not-evil-but-slightly-longer twin - the 7 inchers. Fresh out of the factory, and available now - check them out if you dig that navy/neon niceness.
This email was sent from my mobile device while lounging poolside with a bottle of tequila, a bucket of ice, a couple of limes and a slab of sea salt, please excuse any typos.
~ Kit "Work from Home is the New Work from Work" Garton and ye olde Chubsters
