oh snap, oh snap

oh snap, oh snap, oh snaaap, these are snap-off trunks.................................................... THE TEAR-AWAY TRUNKS ARE BACK SAY NO MORE Today is a good day for people who like ripping their shorts off. GET THE TEAR-AWAY TRUNKS Pro Tip: Select "Delivery by This Weekend" at checkout to get 'em for Memorial Day Weekend. THE GOLF SHORTS These shorts will take you to your happy place. TAP, TAP, TAP IT IN MORE VACATION-ENHANCING QUAD CONTRAPTIONS DON'T MIND IF I DO That 3-day weekend is almost here. I can taste it. Well, actually I can't taste it because I burned off all my taste buds on pizza last night. - Kyle, Tom, Rainer & Preston   Click to let freedom ring: The Chubbies App is en fuego. Chubbies on Snapchat Friday at Five Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Twitter Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

For Being Dope

We know you don't have to be so dope all the time, but there you are, doing it anyway. Means a lot, thanks. Hello, Chubster Nation. It is I, The Weekender, here to make your weekend 1,000,000,000% better. Starting with this: That's right, it's a beer-dispensing cooler you can discretely add to your office chair Because #OfficeGoals. >>> HERE'S HOW TO BUILD IT >>> AND HERE'S HOW TO SEAL THE DEAL ON YOUR EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR AWARD Wanna ride the world's longest jungle water slide this weekend? If you said "You bet your sit biscuit I do," then you'll wanna click... >>> THIS THIS THIS THIS Is this the ultimate quad challenge? (Yes. The answer is yes.) This 400-meter race 1) is all-uphill, 2) IS ALL-UPHILL, and 3) took last year's winner almost 4 minutes to finish. >>> PSH, I COULD BEAT THAT TIME >>> PSH, I PROBABLY COULDN'T BUT I STILL TOTALLY WANNA DO THIS >>> PSH, I'M JUST HERE FOR GIFS OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO DIE AFTER COMPLETING IT CHUBBIES x VICEROY 'JAMS NOT BANGERS' PLAYLIST? YES, PLEASE, PLAY THAT. And finally: can you get the Dumb & Dumber vans to stop right on the outlines??   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

It’s Like Shark Week

But Marlin-ier ............................................. THE NEW SEERSUCKER TRUNKS WITH MARLINS THAT MAKE YOU SWIM GOOD plus new shorts, shirts, and windbreakers (say what?!) GET THE NEW TRUNKS Sup Chubster Nation, Do you like seersucker, marlins, and Chevy Camaro IROC Z-28s? Well, these swim trunks afford you two of those things. GET THESE VACAY-ENHANCING TRUNKS THE AMERICA'S FLEETS Because the worst day wearing USA sailboat boat shorts beats the best day working.  COME SAIL AWAY, COME SAIL AWAY   COME SAIL AWAY WITH MEEEEEEE THE NEW BUTTON-UP Sometimes you need to wrap your chest in birds of paradise. This is a shirt made for those times. TREAT YOUR TORSO THE WINDBREAKERS Imagine taking the wind, suplexing it to the mat, then right before it taps out, you destroy it with the people's elbow. Yup, that's what these windbreakers are capable of. BREAK WIND Want early access to our best stuff? Text chubbies to 313131 and you'll get first dibs at Monday's hot-fire release, which may or may not involve a Chubbana Hammock.  - Kyle, Tom, Rainer & Preston The Chubbies App is batting 1000. Chubbies on Snapchat Friday at Five Chubbies on Instagram Chubbies on Facebook Chubbies on Twitter Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.