For Being Dope

We know you don't have to be so dope all the time, but there you are, doing it anyway. Means a lot, thanks. Hello, Chubster Nation. It is I, The Weekender, here to make your weekend 1,000,000,000% better. Starting with this: That's right, it's a beer-dispensing cooler you can discretely add to your office chair Because #OfficeGoals. >>> HERE'S HOW TO BUILD IT >>> AND HERE'S HOW TO SEAL THE DEAL ON YOUR EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR AWARD Wanna ride the world's longest jungle water slide this weekend? If you said "You bet your sit biscuit I do," then you'll wanna click... >>> THIS THIS THIS THIS Is this the ultimate quad challenge? (Yes. The answer is yes.) This 400-meter race 1) is all-uphill, 2) IS ALL-UPHILL, and 3) took last year's winner almost 4 minutes to finish. >>> PSH, I COULD BEAT THAT TIME >>> PSH, I PROBABLY COULDN'T BUT I STILL TOTALLY WANNA DO THIS >>> PSH, I'M JUST HERE FOR GIFS OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO DIE AFTER COMPLETING IT CHUBBIES x VICEROY 'JAMS NOT BANGERS' PLAYLIST? YES, PLEASE, PLAY THAT. And finally: can you get the Dumb & Dumber vans to stop right on the outlines??   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.