03 May 2016

The Shortest Shorts

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THE THROWBACKS ARE BACK

plus: sasquatch seersucker, jorts (oh no we didn't), half-zips, and khakis

CHECK 'EM OUT

for a supes good time, download the images

Straight outta 1984, the world famous throwback shorts are... back. They boast a 4.25" inseam for those times when the sky's really out, and subsequently, more thigh needs to be out. 

(FYI both these summer stunners are under 40 bones.)

the throwbacks

GET FUNKY WITH IT

THE SASQUATCH SEERSUCKERS

No hoaxes here. No video trickery either. Just good ol' fashioned bigfoots on short shorts.

where is bigfoot?

SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT

Looking for ladies' seersucker? Then this link will do the trick.

THE SUMMERWEIGHT HALF-ZIPS

The summer breeze makes me feel fine… But sometimes that summer breeze can make me feel chilly — for those times we created these lightweight half-zip sweatshirts. They're the perfect weight, the perfect colors, and they got 2 pockets to perfectly hold your goods (wallet, cell, back-up corndog, etc.). 

half-zips
that shot
half-zips

ZIP TO IT

SPEAKING OF HALF-ZIPS

We just launched this medium-weight bad boy into the sweatshirtosphere.

half-zp

YES PLEASE

THE JORTS!?!?!?!?!?!

Yes, these are jean shorts. Yes, Stone Cold will be very proud. 
Plus they got a 5.5" inseam and non-elastic waist for some added steez.

flippin jorts
denim jorts for dayz

MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE

THE NEW SWIM TRUNKS

And boom goes the dynamite.

swim
whoa boy

GET YOURS

WHOA. THIS IS SOFT.

Meet The Softy McBlueenstein. The new slim short-sleever made from 100% cotton twill that's been washed down to make it, technically speaking, super friggin' soft.

softy
whoa

BE A SOFTY

THE KHAKMEISTERS

The world's most versatile, most pure-of-heart, most khaki shorts are back in all sizes from S to XXL.

 

khak

ONCE YOU GO KHAKI,
YOU'LL NEVER GO BACKY

THE SUMMER VACAY ESSENTIALS

Remember those swim trunks from your dreams? Turns out they're REAL. 

swim

PEEP THE TRUNKS

Remember: life's too shorts for pants.
- Justin & all your pals at Chubbies

 

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