1) We don't like to throw around the words "fashion hero" and "inspiration to people everywhere," but have you seen these friggin' shorts?
2) Until 10pm EDT tonight, we're giving free gifts with all purchases $49+.
New 7" Inseam Lounge Shorts
We got a whole grip of brand new I-just-got-home-from-work-lemme-put-on-something-comfortable-before-I-grab-a-beer shorts, including new 7"-inseam Schworts.
The Great Swim Trunk Restock of 2016
Just in time for Andy's Labor Day Pool Party.
Wait, you didn't get the invite? Let me text him right now. I'm sure it's cool if you come... OK, he just wrote back... This is kinda awkward. He said he's trying to keep it to a low-key kickback, and that inviting the entire Chubbies newsletter subscriber list would get him in trouble with his lady. Sorry, I tried.
Remember at 10pm EDT tonight, all those free gifts turn into a pumpkin, or something like that. - Chubbies HQ
Pick your favorite character WITH YOUR MIND... or with your thumb.
Follow @chubbiesshorts on Snapchat because Stone Cold said so. (OK, maybe he didn't say that, but maybe he did? I don't know.)
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Happy Hour on a Sunday? Oh, it's going down, my good friend.
And it's also going down every day this week from 8-10pm EDT.
The details:
1) Add $49+ of Chubbies dopeness to your cart.
2) Chose your the free gift of your choice.*
2.5) You'll also get free shipping. Sweet.
3) Complete your order.
4) Victory dance.
*Offer ends at 10pm EDT, or if we sell out of free stuff before that. Note that if you enter an additional promo code, that additional code will be prioritized in place of the free gift.
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Sky's out, thighs out. Kyle, Tom, Preson & Rainer The Chubfounders
Follow @chubbiesshorts on Snapchat because it's really x 1019 dope.
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Oooooooo or maybe nachos? Dude, nachos are so good. Wait, or maybe nachos AND burritos? Can we even do that?
It's Friday, Friday, gotta read this dope email on Friday. Partyin' partyin' fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun FUN FUN FUN FUN PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' PARTYIN' FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN FRIDAY PARTYIN' FUN.
Now this is a story all about how...
... VOLLEYBALL got flipped turned upside down (thanks to an inflatable court and trampolines and ohmygodthislookssoofun it's called Bossaball you gotta check it out below).
Basically you sit in a chair, and have to try to crawl under the chair and over the back side without touching the floor. It's kinda like advanced hot lava.
If you're in a league this year you're gonna want to read this seeing as how it includes the only two things you need to win your league: 1) A list of hilarious fantasy football team names (Lambeau Calrissian), and 2) a list of even hilarious-er punishments for the loser of your league, all courtesy of Chubster Nation.
And it seems... super easy to win? All you have to do is sit in an office chair and backwards roll as many laps as you can on a 500ft+ city street course.
A couple weeks ago someone hijacked The Weekender and sent out a ransom note demanding 300 corndogs be sent to 430 Pacific Ave. in exchange for the safe release of all four kidnapped Chubfounders. Everyone give it up for Charleston, South Carolina's own Rachel "The GOAT" Cuthrall, who came through for Chubster Nation in a big way.
Alright duders, I'm heading down to Baja with some buddies, someone lemme know if Equatorial Guinea wins an olympic medal in Speed Walking.
- Grant and the Sausage Kings of Chubcago
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