Sup

Heads up I'm gonna pick up a few jugs for the eggnog chug off, can you grab red and green plastic cups and some nutmeg? Where do you wanna do this thing, the dive bar by my workshop? Mrs. Claus might be let us to do it in the basement if we keep it down, just lemme know what you're thinking... Hey Party People, Welcome to a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very special edition of The Weekender where we unveil our first-ever Holiday Gift Guide — a curated Cliff Notes to the dopest gifts sold across the internet for 10 different types of peoples ranging from Dads to Gamers to Outdoorsdudes, so you don't have to be the guy who gives everyone "Hug Coupons." Ho ho hold my beer, Granta Claus PS: Looking for an Ugly Christmas Sweater that'll blow everyone's minds this year and only cost you a couple bucks? Yeah you are.   You forward this email to Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and all your boys who need gift giving help, and I'll shoot it to Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.   Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133 Hate weekends? Well that sucks, and we'd hate to see you go, but if you must, unsubscribe here.

Jason, About That Free Robe...

Yes, that ultra soft plush robe. You know the one............................................................................ GIFTAPALOOZA ENDS AT MIDNIGHT Turns out, giving away free gifts forever isn't a "sustainable business model." Alas, we must end Giftapalooza tonight — at 11:59pm PST to be exact.  In the mean time, you can get yourself a free gift (maybe a plush robe? maybe a weekender duffle? maybe both?), with any purchase $49+ on the site.  Simply, add $49+ of Chubbies goodness to your cart, then select your free gift, and you'll be sitting pretty.  Literally Any Of These Fine Products Will Get You A Free Gift Everything we do, we do it for you. - Chubbies   The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.

FINAL HOUR: ALL GIFTS AVAILABLE NOW

First off, thank you for rocking our Thighber Monday today. We can't tell you how grateful we are to have such incredible fans. 

Secondly, it's officially Giftapalooza which means that all of our top gifts that are still in-stock are up on the site, as well as a few special gems we're launching for the last hour.

DON'T MIND IF I DO

Here are the highlights:
• Our plush robe (the top gift of the entire dang promotion) still has some units in stock
• We made a tent
• A backpack that will also feed you water
• A backpack that will just carry your stuff - but also look damn good doing it
• Socks (you can never have too many)
• Underpants (yeah, underpants)

YOU HAD ME AT UNDERPANTS

YOU DIDN'T HAVE ME AT UNDERPANTS, BUT HECK I'LL TAKE A LOOK

Go ahead, treat yourself to a free gift.

Thank you a ton for making this the best Thighber Monday ever. 

- Tom, Rainer, Kyle & Preston
The Chubfounders

 

Not a fan of free gifts, dang, that stinks, but if you must you can unsubscribe here.

Your Free Robe Awaits...

It's warm, cozy, soft, and won't mind that you ate the last slice of pizza in the fridge. IT'S FREE ROBE O'CLOCK Well, would you look at that? The hour of free ultra-plush, super-soft, dangerously comfortable robes is here.  Simply add $99+ of Chubbies to your cart, claim your free robe*, and then take the rest of your week off. Why not. *while supplies last. Sorry we don't have infinity robes :( Also Thighber Monday ends at 8pm PST, you've been warned. Must. Get. Robe. Only three hours left. Let's do this. - Preston, Tom, Rainer & Kyle  The Chubfounders Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Break our hearts and unsubscribe here.