'Cause me and and my new best friend forever Boaty McBoatface damn sure are....................
Hello. My name is Weekendigo Montoya.
You wear shorts like my father, prepare to party. But FIRST, an important message from Chubbies HQ: Next Friday is April Fools' Day, which, if our math is correct, should give you approximately three straight days to weekend your face off, and four more days after that to start preparing one of the pranks in our Ultimate Office Pranks video above.
Why does America only make hilarious tiny houses out of food ONCE a year?
And why, ohhhhh why, out of gingerbread and candy instead of pancakes, waffles, sausages, bacon, and Fruit Loops? You know where this is going, Chubster Nation. That's right — we're making GingerBRUNCH Houses this Easter weekend.
Guys. There's a company that hosts real-life Mario Kart races.
For everyone who saw our real-life Mario Kart race down the crookedest street in the world and was like, "sooooo, I totally wanna do this, but, well, I totally don't wanna go find the mini cars, and rent the costumes, and find a track, and basically do anything other than just driving a car in the race"...
If you're a dad, 1) Internet-five, and 2) this little corner of our weekend fun-having shenanigans is entirely written by dads for dads. If you're not a dad, feel free to carry on to other important stuff like Blacklight Slides. Or hell, hang out, have a dad Bud with us, and hit the link below for a brain-melting dad theory about Frozen.
You had me at "Chubbies" .................................................................................
2 NEW SWIM TRUNKS
Parcheesi Chubster Nation,
Spring has officially arrived. Time to stow away your coat and bust out your favorite snorkel. But what should you wear with your trusted snorkel? Well, may we recommend:
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For years we wanted neon seersucker — we're talkin' 4,000 watts of radness, not just-sorta-bright biddly boos. But no matter where we looked, we couldn't find this mythical seersucker.
So we invented it. With our bare hands (more or less).
Now we're proud to introduce the world to cool, comfy, crisp neon seersucker.
Your weekend ain't gonna know what hit it.
Sincerely, Us & your thighs
P.S. Looking for more subtle seersucker? Peep The Bushwoods.
P.P.S.The Chubbies App has free 2-day shipping, which is dope if you want your goods by this weekend.
Just kidding, this is the last thing, for real: Thanks a ton for being part of the Chubster Nation. Without you, there'd be no Chubbies and we'd all have jobs at Jack in the Box, which might actually be pretty cool since their Jumbo Jacks and seasoned curly fries always do me right. OK, we're getting off track, but thank you for being part of this journey.
