TLDR - NEW TRUNKS; MUCHO FIRE

Plus, The Neon Lights and Glades are back ......................... WE HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS.  Skills that we've acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare to boring swim suits.  Alright Chubster Nation, I'll level with you, I've never been so inclined to buy a pair of swim trunks. These are personal favorites of mine. When I saw these I marched straight upstairs and told the Product Team, "you crazy for this one."  So you know what, screw it, I'm clicking this link right now and gettin' mine. Better yet, I'm gunna make my own button, and then I'm gunna click that button, and then I'm gunna get the dopest trunks we've made to date. Nobody else is allowed to click my button. I've got this thing linked up to Google Analytics so I WILL KNOW IF YOU PUSH MY BUTTON. DO NOT PUSH MY BUTTON.  Not digging the Aquatic Libations (YOU CRAZY), fine - more for me - lots more new fire on the site today.... feast your eyes below.  THEYYYYYYYYY'RE BACKKKKKKK BIG NEWS. The Neon Lights - our fastest-EVER-selling swim trunks are BACK, alongside our second-fastest-selling-EVER trunks The Glades. Oh - what's that you say? You have a lady friend and you guys want matching swim suits? Well perfect, because we've got you covered.  this email is fulla shirt. we get it, sometimes mom insists you "wear a shirt" to the dinner table. for those occasions we made these. for those of you who eat dinner with Mom > 3x per week, save yourselves some scrilla on these bundles. I hate to harp on this but if I found out you clicked my button, and then I click my button, and the fricken mediums are sold out so help me... ~ Mason "I Will Find You" Robinson and Other People Who Like Party. SHORTS SWIM TOPS LADIES The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Dang, that's harsh, but if you must, you can unsubscribe here.

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Congratulations on being kind of a big deal. ................................. Public Denimy #1 Remember that time they were all like, "Sir, you have to wear a shirt if you're going to dine here, and please, no outside drinks in the restaurant," and you had to take your daiquiri and your business elsewhere? Well, stress not amigo, you now have a solution.  So, these are soft.  Inspired by kittens (without the meowing), down comforters (without the bulk) and Jigglypuff (without the singing) because...  SOMETIMES A MAN NEEDS A SOFT PAIR OF SHORTS.  And that sometimes is right about now. Introducing: The Featherweights Some legs are longer than others. Our reasons for adding a 7" inseam: Let's say you're just a tall drink-o-water, let's say the golf course has "rules," let's say you want to be formal, but you're sure as shizz gonna still wear shorts, or you realize that by adding 1.5 inches of fabric to the freshest shorts known to science you're basically just adding 25% more awesome on top of awesome. My very dear Chubster: The indications are very strong that there shall be a weekend in a few days -- Lest I should not be able to write again, I feel impelled to write a few lines that may fall under your eye when I shall work no more.... - Phil "Ken-Sick-Burns" Mills and the rest of the Chub Brigade SHORTS SWIM TOPS LADIES The Snap The App The Text Sent from Chubbies Shorts 430 Pacific Ave San Francisco, CA 94133 ​Never wanna hear from us again? Dang, that's harsh, but if you must, you can unsubscribe here.