17 June 2016

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Hey,

So I've given this a lot of thought and I think it's time for us to take the next step in our relationship.

Now before you say anything, you should know that the next step in our relationship includes:

America's Favorite TV Dad Bracket

1) A "Who's America's Favorite TV Dad?" bracket

That you can vote in.

>>> RIGHT NOW

Shark Submarine

2) A one-man bionic shark submarine

Holey. Fudging.

>>> SHIP

Underground hotel whoa!

3) The world's deepest subterranean hotel room

It's deeper than the Bat Cave.

>>> AND HAS ITS OWN SECRET LAIR

Jams, NOT BANGERS

4) Dope weekend tunes

From ya boy Viceroy.

>>> AND THEY'RE ALL SPOTIFY PLAYLIST-IFIED

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5) And finally: Free gifts

Wait, aren't all gifts free by definition?

>>> YEAH, BUT THESE ARE EXTRA FREE

So what do you think? Should we do this or what?

- Grant and the Chubformers: Chubsters in Disguise

 

Sent from Chubbies Shorts • 430 Pacific Ave • San Francisco, CA 94133

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