10 June 2016

Rope Swing Beer Pong

You totally RSVP-ed to this. Trust me. And even if you didn't (BUT YOU DID), you're still gonna want to go...

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GUYS.

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING (unless what you're doing is trying to set a corndog eating world record, in which case, carry on), AND...

WATCH.

THIS.

VIDEO.

Rope Swing Beer Pong!!!!!!!!

Wait. Is that... Rope Swing Beer Pong?

Is this real life?

>>> YES, YES IT IS

>>> AND YES, YES IT IS

>>> AND AND AND HERE'S HOW TO PLAY

Bacon!

Do you want to eat this bacon?

And more importantly: Do you want to GET PAID to eat this bacon? Because there's a job opening for "Guy Who Gets Paid To Eat Bacon" right now.

>>> YES PLEASE, I'D LIKE TO APPLY TO THAT NOW

The Weirdest Race in the US

In case you don't get the bacon job, maybe do this instead?

It's the weirdest race in America.

>>> AND THE WINNER GETS $1,000

Chubster Nation Photos of the Week(end)!

Speaking of the best photos on the internet

Here they are.

>>> OH WEIRD, THEY'RE ALL ALSO PART OF THE PRESTIGIOUS CHUBSTER NATION PHOTOS OF THE WEEK(END)

Jams, NOT BANGERS

>>> YOUR VICEROY x CHUBBIES WEEKEND PLAYLIST HAS ARRIVED

Catch the Beer Auzy!

Oh no, Auzy keeps getting hit in the head with a beer! Quick: Scroll up or down on your phone to stop the beer RIGHT when it lands in his hand. (Then click Auzy for a hangover cure that actually works...)

 

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