How to make a man cry.

Current time: 0646
Wake up time: 0430

I sit waiting to piss myself as I watch a long line of grown men standing like little boys. Some of them pace to the front of the line asking "are you sure you have to pee? Like really bad?" Some stare straight ahead and don't dare move. I even saw one guy with a tear in his eye, and he wasn't even close to the front. All in all, this group of men, and a few women, who were rudely woken up at stupid o'clock are agitated, sleepy, and hungry. (forgive me for my 4th grade vocabulary, but I am ready to soak this carpet)
I'm not sure who the genius is behind this operation, but they are an idiot, hands down, no discussion. This jackass/genius brought 2 soldiers for the part of the process that takes the most time. Awesomesauce, I know.
Let's not forget though that it is now 0715(yes I'm a slow writer) and the super delicious, same crap every morning breakfast chow ends in 45 minutes. More awesomesauce, just smother everything ma'am. (c what I did thurr?) I really wish I could describe this situation better. Oh Yeh I almost forgot. Not only was the stupidity already at max capacity when we woke up, I mean were woken up, but the CAC card comment just had to get thrown in before I could even get out of bed. It was a total mindf*%k.
Awesomely enough I just drained my battery before this piss test is going to finish and my phone wouldn't let me add a video, so it will be added later(like later later?)

Here it is...loosely related(you should be able to figure it out) and just plain entertaining.