Sanctuary from the "Stupid"

ahhhhhhhhh. finished a great workout today. one hour stretching and mobilization, followed by a few light clean and jerks, then a nice sprint workout. total of 2.5 hrs. you may ask how can I do this. what happened to the army training. well ill tell you how you can be as successful as me, the BS check the box training was complete at 2 pm. no further instructions were given and i sure as hell didn't go looking. i made arrangements with a few choice like minded individuals to meet at our sanctuary "The GYM" its like a secret hiding place. no dumb ass dares go near. (wait strike that one does. probably to keep up his facade of "I'm buff you have to listen to me" anyways he is there rarely and only in areas that have mirrors.) in the gym I am the boss there isn't an army manual or regulation i have to follow to workout. freedom from the "Stupid"
definition of Stupid as of stardate 9OCT2011: wake second day in a row at 0430. go to breakfast come back put on gear including our super duper deltoid protectors and u sure as hell better have army issue eye pro on or else someone might snicker at you, mumble then whine about it later at some dumb meeting. wait 30 min because bus transportation wasnt arranged or whatever excuse THEY can come up with. roll out to a range ran by a tool that has absolutely no interest in actually training troops just sending them through the motions of training. training consists of "short range marksmanship" AKA "point ur weapon downrange and pull trigger, please god dont shoot ur buddy." 100 people trained on same 20 targets. why shoot at targets if were not getting any feedback. im a training/ teaching stickler. keep it real, keep it relevent, if you are gonna teach know the subject.
feel my anger build. i shouldn't be angry though because i listened to two freaking hours of zen audio books last night due to my jacked up sleep schedule. Tangent complete. so there I am outside in the sun with my gear on watching a bunch of quite literally undiagnosed retards fumbling with weapons. hoping mind you i dont get shot somewhere fatal. commence deep breathing technique. thoughts of the workout, thoughts of the sanctuary, thoughts of this stupidity is only temporary I will endure. laugh aloud, realize that ur anger is a waste of energy, speak with other like minded individuals. now wait til its over.
for more laughs check out "action figure therapy" on youtube. hilarious. learn to laugh often or you'll go crazy. to my wife, when i call and simply say im trying to avoid the "stupid", the above is what i mean. give baby a kiss, im spent, good night